by Rachel Creager Ireland
Me: It just wouldn’t cross anybody’s mind to put some clothes away, would it?
Kiran (age 5): It does, but it doesn’t get to the town of my mind.
Me: Passes through but doesn’t stick around, huh?
K: Yes. And it’s very sneaky and invisible.
Me: Mm hm.
K: So nobody sees it. . . etc. [My attention flagged at this point.] . . . etc. . . . and when ghost poop gets on a shoe, it turns green.
So there you have it.