Ghost Poop

by Rachel Creager Ireland

L-R: Toulouse, Rowan, Kevin, Kiran

L-R: Toulouse, Rowan, Kevin, Kiran

Me: It just wouldn’t cross anybody’s mind to put some clothes away, would it?

Kiran (age 5): It does, but it doesn’t get to the town of my mind.

Me: Passes through but doesn’t stick around, huh?

K: Yes. And it’s very sneaky and invisible.

Me: Mm hm.

K: So nobody sees it. . . etc. [My attention flagged at this point.] . . . etc. . . . and when ghost poop gets on a shoe, it turns green.

So there you have it.